Hello dear and loyal followers of This Is Why You’re Huge. Good 11.11.11 to you!
Are you hungry? Do you love big, nasty, greasy food? Are you always poking around the internet looking for the sloppiest burger or the fattest slice of pizza? If so, we’re looking for you. We need a couple of interns who enjoy this sort of thing. We want to bring on a few steady contributors.
If you’re interested, send an email to email@example.com. List your qualifications, the largest meal you’ve ever eaten by yourself, your dream meal and a few pictures with title and description you think would be good for the site.